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mature people are weenies

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe
Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.
by baylenslevinee April 27, 2020
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Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.
After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.
by Taber Wood September 16, 2009
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mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.
I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.
by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016
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Maturity Time Out

A time out given to an adult who needs to grow up.
Bob needs a maturity time out, he's acting like a child.
by Belle2006 August 6, 2011
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Pre-mature Austin

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.
"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."
by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010
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a mature bullet

A sexy GOW player whos signature shot is the wonderwoman. He also likes to start forest fires when he has a snake in his boot.
"Hey did you get wonderwomaned by that a mature bullet?.. He's beast.
by NayruZ July 19, 2010
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The Anderson Maturity Scale

A scale from 1-20 to rank the maturity of a person. 1 being the least mature and 20 being the most mature.
Tom was a 1 on the Anderson Maturity Scale
by The Anderson Scale October 24, 2017
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