fecal matter 

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

fecal matter by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

fecal matter excretion unit by Chode bone November 15, 2006

It doesn't matter 

Polite thing to say when you've accidentally revealed something that's bothering you.

Used so the other person forgets about it and doesn't worry.

Person 1 - Ah, yesterday was horrible.
Person 2 - Why? What happened?
Person 1 - It doesn't matter.

Person 2 - Cool, I'm going for some chips.

It doesn't matter by Milonima October 26, 2014

Femboys Matter

A movement created in 2020 to help boys and men express themselves more.

Harry: I am a femboy.
Trace: I am too!

John: Let's join the movement! Femboys Matter!

Femboys Matter by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.

Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."

Bovine Fecal Matter by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009

size doesn't matter

A phrase that does no good for Mr. Puniverse. If he were smart he'd have a phrase saying it's better to be small.

New phrase "Quality not Quantity" meaning being a monster with a small penis rather than a wimp with a big one.

size doesn't matter by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

Black Lives Matter 

Black Lives Matter (BLM) is a decentralized political and social movement advocating for non-violent civil disobedience in protest against incidents of police brutality and all racially motivated violence against black people. They also are a movement for the injustices in all races and minorities.

Person 1: I’m sorry I just don’t support the Black Lives Matter movement, because all lives matter not just black ones.

Person 2: Of course all lives matter but they can’t all matter until Black Lives Matter. And we’re not saying ONLY Black Lives Matter, black lives are just in need right now and they need our help.

Person 1: Oh I didn’t think of it like that. Thank you for educating me!

Black Lives Matter by bluehat October 16, 2020