mathematician

A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.

-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...

by Frikiboss December 5, 2019

Mathochist

The deriving of sexual gratification from abusing oneself with the abstract science of number, quantity, and space.

Mark was a mathochist; he would frequently become erect after doing 12 hours of uninterrupted long division.

by Davis Adams III January 18, 2012

mathematics

n.
1) A mind-altering form of logic and proof, practiced and developed largely by nerds and geeks, having its origins in prehistory. That study of logic in which simple ideas such as number, line, point or symmetry are used and combined to describe the properties of number, point, line, plane and symmetry.

Subjects within a modern mathematics degree might include selected topics from;

Number Theory: the analysis of why not all numbers are like the number 1.

Calculus: Differential calculus is the study of how to find the slope of a single point while integral calculus is the study of how to add up infinite quantities of numbers and obtain a single finite number as a result.

Topology: The study of how coffee cups are actually quite similar to doughnuts.

Mathematics as a form of mental kung fu is used extensively in all the sciences and in business and trade, it is at the heart of all technical progress. The average person uses mathematics, for example, to locate bargains in shopping malls by simply looking at a few numerals on a price tag.

Hey Cuthberton, did I tell you that I used some kickass zen master mathematics to calculate which mathgirl I would ask out to the science fair?

by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006

mahtomedi middle school

Mahtomedi middle school is a shithole prison for 6.5 hours everyday. Mahtomedi middle school is in Minnesota and the vice principal is the WORST. Used to describe a hell-like or a bummer situation.

Ugh! There is such a long line! It is such a Mahtomedi Middle School.

by u no dis bitch January 9, 2017

beer mathematics

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.

Guy 1: How many beers have I got?
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics

by Grunge Monkey October 9, 2005

mathmatitude

The act of having extreme confidence/arrogance regarding your aptitude in mathematics.

That Samantha sure has some serious mathmatitude.!

by Tojorisin February 4, 2015

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015