masturbate

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

by anonymous December 17, 2003

masturbate

1. When a naughty little man is feeling horny and so he plays with his baboingaboing whilst veiwing pornography.
2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex.
3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.

1. With his girlfriend away, Kobu mastubated every night while thinking of her.
2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing.
3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate?
John: um YES!!
Cameron: OMG me too!!

by I, for one, do not touch myself. March 21, 2008

masturbate

master-bait...to master the art of fishing or the way to catch fish, by using bait

did u master bait for the trip weekend?

by bait masterer October 12, 2004

masturbate

The way men who are doomed to be virgins forever pleasure themselves. The best way to do it is to use the forehand technique. Trust me, I know. Seriously though, if you can reach an orgasm, you are a true man. SO go try it, do it in front of your mother, your father if you're gay. Which i'm not. So i never did it in front of my father. Trust me.

Dude, while i had an orgy last night with 69 girls, you and your dad masturbated and 69'd. own3d.

by Master Masturbate June 16, 2005

masturbate

Something that Jesus watches you do. Especially when you are stuck in a porta-john and an angry tranny is banging on the door shouting "GO FASTER!"

As Bob stared at the midgets having sex on his computer monitor, he pulled out his pecker and masturbated. As he was in the middle of wankin' one out, he noticed it was dark outside and noticed a bluish light flash outside his window and heard a huge thunder. Suddenly, LIGHTNING STRUCK HIS HOUSE AND EVERYONE DIED!

And on that fine day, Jesus said the two words in a booming voice that humanity will forever cherish, "Don't masturbate."

by MrCat January 24, 2015

masturbate

to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose

by Anonymous January 25, 2003

masturbate

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

by Your Ass September 26, 2003