Mastritate

Art of meditation and mastrubation at the same time

Synonym for mesibate

Trevor: im going to meditate, or mastrubate, Or both
Mastritate

by Rex/ G1 EXPERT March 7, 2021

Maskinated

an individual that has decided to liberate themselves from wearing a mask in public and has not been vaccinated for COVID-19 and wants to seem as if they have been vaccinated.

Man enters grocery store and employee says, “Sir, can you please put on a mask?”, and man responds, “Oh, it’s ok, I’ve been MASKINATED.”

by booboofunballs May 17, 2021

Manstipated

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.

"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

Mastacated

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

mastigate

to whip; to flog.

The housemaid committed a minor mistake but she was brutally mastigated by her boss.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

mastidane

A hybrid dog that is part mastif and part great dane

The mastidane had a mastif mother and a great dane father.

by C. Heck April 14, 2007

Musticate

The accidental or purposeful chewing of ones own mustache.

I musticate every time I eat a sandwich

by Crew Jew September 9, 2011