by Bizzoner September 14, 2003
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When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
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Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.
by anonymous February 16, 2004
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by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007
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by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010
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by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012
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