masticle

to jack off with or using your testicle/s

dude I need to masticle so bad

by burger itto May 15, 2008

Mericles

1. someone who can't spell miracle
2. giving a proper name to a regular word

The patch is not going to be 16 gigs. it will probably not go live next week and the week after is if Mericles happen.

by collegejockWoW September 25, 2010

Smarticles

A pair of glasses that when you put them on you appear intelligent.

spectacles + smart = smarticles

Rachel: "Hey try on Jacob's glasses"
Lily: "Okay"
Rachel: "Wow you look so smart in those glasses. Those are smarticles for sure!"

by Lily Ann Jones August 4, 2008

smarticles

Not too bright. Stupid. Incredibly inept.

Kourtney didn't see Frogge's skateboard, fell down the stairs and broke her ankle.

OMG!. She's smarticles.

by pierider February 2, 2010

Matticles

Simply the testicles of Matthew, nothing more, nothing less.

"Oh Matthew! Your matticles are exquisite!"

by Matticle December 11, 2021

Marticle

The written 'product' of Influentze* Advertorializm* in the Presstitute Corpse of Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction*.

"I can't find anything in the marticle that relates to the heedlyin'*"

A marticle mysteriously appeared shortly afterwords poined* by a former Right-Wing Party Leader. Go figore*?

by PartisanZ March 20, 2022

Manticles

A manta ray's testicles, or a man's dick and balls.

1. I kicked my neighbor in his manticles with great force.

2. I served my wife a plate of manticles.

by Word III March 4, 2025