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manidest festiny

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.
oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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manic-productive

A mental disorder similar to manic-depression, but where the person is only productive a small portion of the day, usually 5 minutes before a deadline.

Symptoms include laziness and apathy for 90% of any working period, followed by a short burst of hyperactivity and blinding hot panic for a few minutes at a time, occuring when something was supposed to be completed or turned in. Resembles a seizure, but much less productive.

Related to procrastination.
That manic-productive clown in HR kept bugging me about how to fill out the weekly manning report after dicking around all day before it was due.
by goldb69 January 14, 2008
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G MANIFESTO

The Blueprint for being an International Playboy on the riseThe definative guide to being a G. The guide to getting more out of life.
Q: "what is the best way to swoop ill rich girls?"
A: "you need to check the G Manifesto"

Q: "How do I become a Playboy?"
A: Read the G Manifesto!
by Trigga Da Illest September 8, 2008
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Manifest Destiny

My right to take whatever i want whenever i want because god has given me the right to do so
Guy1: hey man im gonna take your beer and call it manifest destiny

Guy2: dude super weak
by skyluurr February 5, 2009
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bisexual manicure

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
by LemurChair June 11, 2018
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mancession

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.
Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.
by michaliann October 1, 2009
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Manifest Abstraction

"Dude, what you're saying is a manifest abstraction, You are never going to get that girl. She's much too hot to exist in your world."
by Luddz May 17, 2015
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