Mangleish

(Noun) Horribly spoken or written English- typically from non-native English speakers but can also be observed when native English speakers are drunk. Mangled English.

Did she just ask for directions to the walkway or how to make broccoli? I couldn't tell. She was speaking the Mangleish.

Did you go to our Physics review session?
Why would I? I can't understand the TA. He's always speaking the Mangleish.

by f.scott fakegerald November 2, 2010

Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.

Robyn: Baby i want it

Rell: Damn it im playing madden

Robyn: Please baby

Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!

by Rello84 September 19, 2011

dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals

That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.

by pünanas September 19, 2015

mangle'd

Being really drunk,stoned or on drugs

"Man last night we got soo fuckin' mangle'd"

by 4mf'20 February 28, 2008

Joe Mangle Angle

From then on the angle at which a person looks like a celebrity when they dont do so from other angles was known as the 'Joe Mangle Angle'

Wow sarah really looks like Brad Pitt, but only from that Joe Mangle Angle!

by therealbigdave May 26, 2009

Mississippi Mangler

When hang your partner from a ceiling fan upside down and as she/he/they are spinning around your dick is slapping them in the face. Bonus: Have one man/woman for each fan blade, or have multiple dicks slapping.

i tied up my midget wife for a good ole mississippi mangler session

by redneck12432 February 18, 2011

mangles

The term used to describe pictures on myspace taken at angles, shortened from myspace angles to 'mangles'.

omg...all her pictures are total mangles.

by eizoh July 28, 2008