mandriff

when a guy intentionally or unintentionally shows his mid-section/stomach

Dude check it out that guys shirt so tight every time he reaches for something he keeps showing his mandriff.

by Panama_RR August 18, 2010

mercedes madrid

bullshit, diane talamante! I know it waz you, u fuckin whore! Fuckin fuck urself wit ur fucking tissues! wait, I can't talk shit about ur man boobs cuz they got "protection" (kleenex). U r full of shit!

Diane is a fucking hater and a loner!

by -ANONYMOUS DIANE HATER! April 5, 2005

Mandaid

This is a bandaid that is made from toilet tissue and scoth tape.(usually by a man)after cutting his finger,usually to save time or just because they are too lazy to go get one.

WE dont need any bandaids anymore becaue we already used a mandaid.

by Carlos Camargo July 11, 2007

Mandriff

The act of ejaculating into a woman's hair when she is sleeping and not telling her until the morning when she wakes up and the semen has dried and is beginning to flake.

Debbie was the first to fall asleep so she will definitely have mandriff in the morning.

by Rufus3 June 4, 2010

Real Madrid

The other Hoe

Real Madrid was found on the floor overdosed on Coca reminiscing about Ronaldo

by Mo Salad April 30, 2019

mandwidth

The level of capability for a group or organization to complete a task or set of tasks in a given amount of time.

Coined by my co-worker at a design review meeting with a supplier.

Could also be “manwidth.”

#1a: Brittany Spears’ image is in the tank. She needs to take some time off and revamp her style.
#1b: Dude, no PR firm in the world has the mandwidth to resurrect that hoochie.

#2a: I can’t handle any more group homework assignments, my group just doesn’t have the mandwidth to finish everything before finals.

by pihmpdaddi January 7, 2008

mandaid

The little piece of tissue men put on their shaving cuts.

Dude, you still have your mandaid on from when you cut yourself shaving this morning.

by keshazel August 9, 2009