When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.
by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015
Get the salt malt and a chili dogmug. One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."
Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"
Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
by EyeDestroyHores October 31, 2009
Get the Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquormug. He’s not the most beautiful guy from his look but his character and everything else is soo damn perfect when you’re with him you just love yourself because he will compliment you. And you always have to laugh when you’re with him because he has such a great humour and tells the best jokes but he also makes fun of himself and his look which can be funny but sometimes you will notice that deep down he really thinks he looks to ugly to get a girl or so and isn’t always so happy about himself even tough he has a high self esteem.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.
And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.
And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
by Pinkpowerboyyyy September 1, 2019
Get the Maltemug. by BigdickMalte October 11, 2021
Get the Maltemug. Malte is a boy from Sweden who has light brown hair and blue eyes. He has a lot of friends and gets a lot of girls. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He is a bit shy in public, but with friends, he can do almost anything. Malte is very handsome and has extremely good looking hair. Most important, he has a lot of girls.
by Maltemist Alkoholist December 12, 2016
Get the Maltemug. An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.
-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020
Get the Maltemug. A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.
Model-Malte make your math homework!
by VMSE September 9, 2018
Get the Model-Maltemug.