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by DetroitDrycleaning April 13, 2019
Get the Malvern mug.MMORPG: someone who spends a lot of money in free online role playing games in order to buy stronger items in order to gain an advantage over other players.
by Jason Duong May 21, 2008
Get the Maller mug.Malvern College is a coeducational independent school located on a 250 acre campus near the town centre of Malvern, Worcestershire in England. Founded on 25 January 1865, until 1992, the College was a secondary school for boys aged 13 to 18. Following a series of mergers, with private primary schools like Hillstone and a girl's school called Ellerslie, it has since become coeducational with pupils from 3 to 19 years old. As at February 2008 the school had a total of 600 pupils, of which 477 were boarders aged 12 – 19. The school is known for its innovative approaches to education and for sports. Among its alumni are at least two Prime Ministers, two Nobel Laureates and an Olympic Gold medalist. The novelist C. S. Lewis, author of The Chronicles of Narnia was also a former student of the school. It is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and of the Rugby Group of British independent schools.
by TICKLD November 22, 2011
Get the Malvern College mug.A lesser prep school. Known as Malvern, it is located in the middle of nowhere and is frequently the site of Amish mafia raids. Students of the school often arm themselves with weapons to protect against such attacks, but are more often too inept at physical action to move out of the way.
When looking for a real prep school, students apply in massive numbers to the Prep School of champions, Saint Joseph's Prep. Located in Philly, the students need not weapons to protect themselves, for the school has professional ninjas hired permanently as bodyguards. Since all the talented people come to the Prep, it owns all other schools in academics and athletics.
Parents, don't wuss out and send your child to a lesser school. Send your child where they deserve it. The Prep. Home of the Pirate Mixer, where there's twenty sexy girls who want to go all the way to every guy. Now that you know, don't make a mistake. Because knowing is half the battle.
When looking for a real prep school, students apply in massive numbers to the Prep School of champions, Saint Joseph's Prep. Located in Philly, the students need not weapons to protect themselves, for the school has professional ninjas hired permanently as bodyguards. Since all the talented people come to the Prep, it owns all other schools in academics and athletics.
Parents, don't wuss out and send your child to a lesser school. Send your child where they deserve it. The Prep. Home of the Pirate Mixer, where there's twenty sexy girls who want to go all the way to every guy. Now that you know, don't make a mistake. Because knowing is half the battle.
Dude, I visited this Malvern place yesterday. They molested me and stole my wallet.
Oh, that sucks. You should visit the Prep! They gave me free tickets and show me how to use them to get girls with!
Tickets to where?
Tickets to the gun show!
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Dude, I malverned your sister last night.
Aww, man. You capped her in the knee and slapped her with your wang?
Naw, that was yesterday when I O'Haraed her.
Oh, so you screwed a man and then made my sister give you a blowjob?
Yeah, that's it.
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Damn, after one year at Malvern, I'd rather eat out a donkey than stay here.
I know, man. I wish my parents loved me and had sent me to the Prep instead of this trashhole.
Oh, that sucks. You should visit the Prep! They gave me free tickets and show me how to use them to get girls with!
Tickets to where?
Tickets to the gun show!
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Dude, I malverned your sister last night.
Aww, man. You capped her in the knee and slapped her with your wang?
Naw, that was yesterday when I O'Haraed her.
Oh, so you screwed a man and then made my sister give you a blowjob?
Yeah, that's it.
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Damn, after one year at Malvern, I'd rather eat out a donkey than stay here.
I know, man. I wish my parents loved me and had sent me to the Prep instead of this trashhole.
by B Keel May 4, 2005
Get the Malvern Prep mug.This small towns holds a ton of fat-ass, sluty meth-heads. Worst education, and horrible service. You can't get anything helped here. And a total lack of shopping.
by usei March 4, 2011
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"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
by Malker May 3, 2014
Get the Malker mug.Someone who loves to hear himself talk. He will talk about himself to anyone who will listen, for hours. A Malerik also falls in love and tries to mate once ever 1-2 weeks. This helps keep the flow of his cyber sex sessions.
by Unluckyone October 17, 2008
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