dorkus malorkus

it is the actual scientifical word for a "dork" often used in taxonomy. The dork, being a gangly animal, of average to abnormal hight, with very little weight, and stringy, of the dorkus genous. also referd to has a "lop"

the dork, or, dorkus malorkus, isn't rare to find in its natural habitat, since it has been hunted to near extinction.

by justmike2000 July 23, 2004

magock

My cock. Used when you don't want to be overtly vulgar.

Why don't you suck magock ?

Oh magock !

by N.E.I.L. September 30, 2005

jaime matlock

Jaime Matlock. She is pretty and shy on the outside and loud on the inside. Very creative, sweet, and honest. Sometimes she can be to honest. She is loving and caring but also has a mind of her own. She doesn’t just blow up but if you annoy her then you better watch!

I opened up the loud part of Jaime Matlock.

by JMat❤️ November 12, 2017

dorkus malorkus

The scientific name for a whale's penis.

Wow, that dorkus malorkus is pretty big.

by gracie March 2, 2005

Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute, white boy

"Damnett Chance you bit my tongue!"

by Marissa March 25, 2005

matlocked

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.

you might not wanna get matlocked.

by donny matlock September 1, 2007

macocka

Nickname for any of the female gender whose name begin with an "M" who are known for loving a good time, drinking alot of alcohol, and possibly sucking a lot of "cock," yet still being able to be lovable and liked by all. Not to be confused with a slut or skank, since this particular woman is quite picky about whom she does.

Wow! I heard Macocka had a crazy weekend...it seems she got wasted thursday through sunday and hooked up with that Abercrombie and Fitch model. Impressive.

by Samantha D.R. April 5, 2008