white magician

Sexual act performed on a chair whereby a female gives a male (sitting) a blow job. Just prior to climaxing, the male shoots his load up over his head and BEHIND his back, catching it with his right hand. Immediately he slaps the female's face before she knows what has happened.

"He asked me if I wanted a 'white magician' and then I had cum on my face."

by therube February 24, 2010

Magician

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

by Chris January 30, 2005

Magician

Someone who is very fat, ugly or ginger but that is so incredible in bed that you can't say no and keep going.

Hoo what the HELL do you think you are doing? Hmmm that actually feels really good! Are you some kind of magician? Don't stop doing those awesome tricks!

by Sysy and John February 26, 2011

sneaky pete the magician

When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.

Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!

Marie: Take out your contacts.

Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.

by Jacob Devries February 16, 2007

Magicland

N.-Mystical area in an online game that a player can access by use of a glitch, or a normal location that an unseen player comes from. Most often used as an answer to a question of location that you do not feel like thinking about. Some noted Magiclands are the areas under the maps Castle and Roundhouse on Call of Duty: World at War.

Dave: "Where did that guy kill me from?"
Bob: "Magicland."

by whathavidone January 16, 2009

magician penutbutter

A magically, mischievous, magician who's motives to manipulate time in order to make every toast be spread with marvelously, magnificent peanutbutter. Instead of stinky old cream cheese.

Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut

by The Peanutbutter Magician December 14, 2018

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019