mackeral

A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.

Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.

by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006

mackean

Bad ass motherfucker

You're such a mackean bro

by pusydemolishr69 April 14, 2015

macaracachimba

Puerto Rican slang for the “bomb diggity” or could mean anything like “bada bim bada bam”...depends how it’s used.

For example: “I’m the MACARACACHIMBA up in here” Or “This ziti is the MACARACACHIMBA of all pastas 🍝”

by Royallyfinessed April 17, 2019

Mackayla

Mackayla is prettyish but also ugly, she thinks she is ugly.on a constant a basis people remind her. She can be loving and caring a little loud, but maybe she wants to be heard. She is used a lot, she knows. Inside she is crippling of depression. She needs help because she is at the bottom getting sucked into the earth and after that she will fall to hell. She needs someone to catch her. And ya if you don't catch her she'll climb up but how long will it take? She is causing self harm and she tells.you things that are signs. You need to notice these signs. And yeah she is goofy and a little innocent but tell her what those things mean. Don't laugh at her anymore please and tell..... her to stop..... you know.who.she is the one that is causing it all..... help hear my plea no one knows what I know.

Girl one: Mackayla he said no

Girl two: *laughs doubling over "I knew he wouldt Date.you I mean look at you

Everyone else:bits of laughter mainly a silence of agreement

Mackayla:*tears fall(why would they notice)

by crazyhypopurplemaniac February 17, 2020

The Mackalack

When a man pisses on a girl's chest, carefully sprinkles poprocks on her breasts, then violently titty-fucks her.

"Oh man, I'm so sore. I totally used the mackalack on that girl I met last night."

by Lollygator January 27, 2009

gregor mackay

most awsome sexy person alive often reffered to as the emperor of cool is also the only person alive to survive a chuck norice roundhouse kick to the face once he rubbed someone to death with his chizzeled abs

girl one: wow that guy is soo hot look at his awsome sexyness

girl two: ye i know the only person hotter than that is the emperor of coolness and sexyness gregor mackay

by the emporer of cool July 19, 2010

Cock mackrel

noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).

Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004