South Lyon

South Lyon, also called the dirty SL, is the whitest city in michigan. The mere mention of any religion other than christianity will have you exiled into the wastelands (any city with an ethnically diverse population). Millennium Middle School is filled with fat trailer park kids who smoke weed they get from a “dealer” which is really their parents. Centennial Middle School is filled with pretentious, rich white boys who do anything with no repercussions because their families have so much social “power”. These kids say nigga on a daily basis and will do anything to get attention. South Lyon East is the better high school by a mile. South Lyon is older than a dementia-ridden grandma’s vagina. The shitass pumpkinfest is a facebook mom’s garden of eden. The sports teams suck shit, so terrible the athletes have to take tren. People fly confederate flags and trump flags all over the place. The teenage boys have “their own” political opinions they were fed by their parents but are really fags so deep in the closet they jerk off to pictures of their cousins. This town is full of KKK members who lynch black people in abandoned houses because unfortunately for them it’s illegal.

Person 1: Where you live? I’m from Southfield
Person 2: Damn nigga you lucky, I’m stuck in South Lyon
Person 1: Mane I’m sorry bout that, but I can’t talk to someone from the dirty SL

by 3niislickrr5000 April 27, 2023

PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington

A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.

PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.

by MSLLH November 20, 2019

Lysinic

When someone remembers exactly what someone has said when thinking back in his/hers memories

Jane: remember when you said you would do anything with me months ago?

Jack: how do you remember that you must have lysinic memory

by Nlck19 November 15, 2020

Lasona

A girl that is pretty honest but not at the same time she is nice but is mean for family or friends she seems like she does not like them or anything but she knows that she is protective Lasona is a brave Beautiful kind mean person

I'm Lasona a brave kind you lady

by nobody that you will know November 23, 2021

logan lyons

Logan Lyons is a cock loving tiny Dick boy who had blonde hair and blue eyes at the age of 17 he will turn gay and suck every Dick in his sight Logan Lyons is a pussy ass bitch who don't get any money.

Logan Lyons loves Dick doesn't he

by Bibbidyboppidyboooo March 28, 2016

Lydon

An evil spirit meant to torment the mother by existing. Mothers frequently fear to let Lydons go to school, because they will torment the students as well. Lydons frequently come in pairs. One of them is evil, the other doesn't suck as much. You will know them by their mating call, "JOSE, WE GOTTA GO!" On a related note, they frequently engage in incest. On another note, they both have tism about 110% of the time.

I was in my history class, when a Lydon walked in and yelled, "JOSE, WE GOTTA GO!"

by Okonkwo's Iye-Uwa February 15, 2018

LaSonja

Considered to be an strong woman, she every mans Superwoman. Go getter, loves unconditionally, don't to be played with, when don't feel useful will move around real quick, loyal, mostly are very beautiful women inside and out

LaSonja is an good friend

by MissSe July 26, 2018