lumberjacked

to be fucked excessivly hard by a burly white man aka a lumberjack

i lumberjacked kelly so hard last night. It was grrrreeeaaattt

by steroidsrgood November 28, 2007

Lumberjack

When you rail a girls bung and pull out and wipe your schwantz on her face, giving her a mustache and beard of warm, steamy goodness.

All dirty ho's like a good lumberjack

by JuiceValentine October 10, 2004

Lumberjack

The act of using fellatio to rouse a partner from sleeping.

I was sleeping and my girlfriend wanted me to wake up, so she gave me a lumberjack.

by TheRuralJuror May 12, 2014

Lumberjacking

The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.

Lets go lumberjacking tonight there are lots of trees out.

by gino41 January 14, 2008

Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.

"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"

by Guyxander August 19, 2009

Lumberjack

Any person who is "cock blocking" or "cutting down your wood" while you are macking it.

Bill just cut in on that dance, what a fucking lumberjack!

by StillChasing1 April 28, 2008

Lumberjack

1. a person who gives out handjobs on a daily basis also known as chopping wood

2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.

1.) Sally is one helluvah lumberjack she chops wood twice a day.

2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.

by rockeralexx January 5, 2011