A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.
Girl - "I'd love to come over, but my mom says I have to go home right after the movie :/ again"
Guy - "THAT'S IT!! That logger has sawed my log one time too many!"
Guy - "THAT'S IT!! That logger has sawed my log one time too many!"
by Buttah P April 10, 2011
Get the logger mug.Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers
by hanglestein July 11, 2010
Get the swamp loggers mug.To curl out a turd (or a 'log' as it's sometimes known) on an unsuspecting victim's head. The loggerhead is best achieved when said victim is asleep.
''While sandra was asleep, her boyfriend Joe, did gone and gave her a big ol' loggerhead.''
''What's a loggerhead?''
''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead''
''Well this has been educational. Thanks!''
''You're extremely welcome, Betty.''
or...
''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!''
''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?''
''Yes. Then we should steal from her.''
''What's a loggerhead?''
''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead''
''Well this has been educational. Thanks!''
''You're extremely welcome, Betty.''
or...
''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!''
''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?''
''Yes. Then we should steal from her.''
by dontuseyourrealnamejeff February 12, 2013
Get the Loggerhead mug.The term used to describe one who has sex with a donkey to a point where their bodily fluids have been drained from themselves, leaving a saturated corpse similar to that of a raisin.
"Phill have you been having sex with a donkey to a point where your bodily fluids have been drained from yourselves, leaving a saturated corpse similar to that of a raisin. "
"maybe..."
"Phill! you looger!"
"maybe..."
"Phill! you looger!"
by stehpen February 23, 2017
Get the Looger mug.the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it
Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!
by vengence74 May 22, 2010
Get the swamp logger mug.A fucktard. Combination of the word Logger and blogger. It is a word that has no comeback if the victim does not know the meaning.
by StNaAnKn July 29, 2004
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