log

loaf, turd, by-product

Spock found the Captain's Log in the toilet.

by PantyPhantom January 27, 2005

a log

Is ten bundles of heroin in Wilmington Delaware. That's 14 bags a bundle sometimes 15 bags a bundle at five dollars a piece

How much for a log?

by Phillyjunkie November 1, 2015

log

Any convenient form of nutrition.

I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

A-Logging

A term used by white knights of specific lolcows (usually Chris Chan white knights) to describe someone who criticizes that said lolcow in any way shape or form in order to cope with the fact that lolcow they're white knighting has problems and/or causes problems.

Stop A-Logging you jerk! he did nothing wrong!

by makingbgreatagain December 23, 2020

LOGS

Lots Of Good Sex

A man talks about having logs at the local club with several ladies that he knows.

Gary logs it up at Kool Jays bar with 2 bombshells, a redhead and a blond he's getting plenty of booty.

by 1olddog4u August 20, 2008

log

A large, round turd.

These lads from Edmonton had a contest to see who could birth the biggest log.

by Bob Goatse October 3, 2002

log

A sex position in which the bottom partner positions themself in a ball facing down, similar to a log. The top partner then catches them on fire and uses the heat to prevent hyothermia.

Log date: 7 15 2 My partner died today. They were warm though so whatever I guess.

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016