lochness monster

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011

lockie

To not answer your phone a few times when someones name pops up, but answer straight away if it is a private number. Named after Andrew Lockie

" Fuck, I just tried to call you and you didnt pick up, then i set my phone to private, and you picked up straight away! You just pulled a lockie u bitch!"

by John Paul April 28, 2005

Lochte'd

Bailing on your friends and letting them take the fall after doing something stupid.

Fleeing the scene of vandalism scot-free.

"That motherfucker Joey Lochte'd on outta there when we got wasted at that bar and started braking chairs. We spent the night in county while he drove off drunk into the night!"

by TetrisGuru1989 August 23, 2016

Lochnered

The on-line activity of goading a troll into sociopathic projections for the purpose of humiliating a troll

The troll was posting personal attacks and family details that I Lochnered the troll into revealing more about himself than he would tell a psychiatric professional.

by Baron Von Mind August 27, 2016

Lochio

A caring sensitive girl who is notrmally "the mother" in her friendship circle. When she is in a bad mood, often whines alot. She is very kind often goldish hair and a curvy figure. Her figure may be over the top, though she respects herself.

Overall, interesting to be with, goods listener although has a TERRIBLE laugh and good advisor with little to no experience

"Wow! She is a good advisor but her laugh...eh"
Yep...thats definitely a Lochio.

by Lilbrowngirl June 6, 2017

Lachie Wicks

Lachie wicks is a god NBA 2K player and has a cool dad and hot sister

Thats a lachie wicks

by adamt360 August 28, 2019

lochnezzy

Group full of boys who rap and became famous in the Elmhurst area. They made the group by going to the lochness area. They also attend catholic school which they are very known in there.

Lochnezzy the gang mc where we hang!!
Check out raffy on SoundCloud.

by Iamdayroom February 24, 2020