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flip me like a flapjack

"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."
by bambi1234567 May 29, 2009
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^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010
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handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .
by handle me like a man March 30, 2017
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Jump me like a kangaroo

To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.
“There’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan
by TTom1000000 September 26, 2018
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fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.
Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR

crush: uhh no-
by jxdnbae February 28, 2021
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got yo bitch on me like a fo’ whiiluh

Some shit a drunk ass man from Detroit said. Meaning the bitch is sitting on him like a four wheeler, probably most likely fucking.
GOT YO BITCH ON ME LIKE A FO’ WHIILUH
by Tood Ashley69 December 13, 2018
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played me like a jap

To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok
by cicero central 22 April 26, 2014
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