north american lightening rod

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike

hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

by ROSETTA STONED May 15, 2009

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

Buzz-lightyeared

The status of feeling "buzzed" from consuming alcohol and also being fly. Originated from the term "crunk" but pertaining more to a younger audience.

I might be drunk out of mind but I'm still buzz-lightyeared. These girls won't leave me alone.

by Swagpartacus February 24, 2011

J-lighter

Something that is so trippy, it makes you want to light up a joint.

-Man, have you heard that new Bat for Lashes track?

-Yeah, it's a real J-lighter.

by tehee<3 June 24, 2011

Musical Lightweight

Humans incapable of being able to listen to entire song. Usually getting bored with a every song by the time it gets to half way and moving to the next song.

Isaac: hey Lachlan why did you change the song?
Lachlan: I didn't like it, I was getting bored
Isaac: Gee man, your such a musical lightweight

Samara keeps changing the song, she's such a musical lightweight.

by The_Milkman99 November 26, 2014

RGB lighting

Defiantly the most badass computer lighting on the market. Oh and gamers can’t seem to do without it.

As a gamer, I don’t care about the specs I only care about the rgb lighting.

by xX_Shadowbeing030_Xx November 3, 2020

Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.

That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.

by Swag Man of Swagsylvania May 4, 2021