Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.

Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people

by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024

JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

lightbulb 69

When someone is having 69 sex and smashes a lightbulb around their partners body but most likely the head

Did you know Steve was having lightbulb 69 last night

by Cheesey farts 69 May 31, 2021

Butter lightbulb

A kid who looks like butter and a lightbulb

Your paler than my butter and your glasses make you look like a lightbulb 😂😂💡💀 and that is a butter lightbulb

by TYLER SAMOSNITE August 26, 2016

Lightbulb

Someone who only seems to brighten up when someone turns them or grabs there erected penis.

Jeez, Jennifer why do you always go for the lightbulbs?

by Jessica Pauline Pritchard August 28, 2008

Special lightbulb

It's a known fact that when millenials dont know what they are reffering to or can't quite comprehend something; they tend to add the 'Special' adjective to any everyday common household items

"THE CUNT AMY DENIED IT BECAUSE IT WAS A .....SPECIAL......LIGHTBULB"

'THE LIGHTBULB IS A LED WALL ATTACHED IRFS SYSTEM THAT.... OH.... NEVER MIND, IT'S A SPECIAL LIGHTBULB

by THE NEW YORK TIMES 100% May 25, 2020

Lightbulb Mafia

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

by NotLiza January 28, 2022