drivers license

The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive

Asking for ID

American example:

*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!

European example:

*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!

by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011

lickher license

The license required to be a lesbian in Michigan.

"Yeah, that chick has her lickher license for sure."

by B-Stange April 14, 2003

marriage license

A death certificate.

When i got married i recieved a marriage license.

by jake bilings May 8, 2010

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

autistic license

Using a genuine diagnosis of autism, or the pretext of being autistic, to be excused from behavior considered socially unacceptable.

Most people would be expelled for shitting on the cafeteria floor, but he got off with a mere suspension by using his autistic license.

by Erik9000 September 4, 2018

trash with license

Microsoft Windows. You pay for trash.

p1: yo what os you have?
p2: trash with license, why?
p1: get Linux, its much better

by Tarballwalf September 28, 2019

Orange County License Plate

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back. Though now commonplace all over, a high rate of sightings occur in and around Newport Beach and throughout California's Orange County (aka OC License Plate).

Lydia was at the beach today in a new bikini. She was sporting an Orange County License Plate.

by James Simmons May 24, 2006