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the latualatuka chain letter

It is a really annoying chain letter that goes a little something like this:
In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came to America from Africa in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words LATUALATUKA into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you do the following:

Copy and paste this chain letter as a comment for three other videos.

That's an example of the latualatuka chain letter. If you've visited Youtube in the year 2007, you'll find that this is getting way out of hand. Whenever you see it, I suggest you respond with this:
In 2007, a really cool girl named Sasha went to Youtube in search of a video to watch, and instead read that chain letter. Feeling annoyed, she set out in search of Katu Lata Kulu. On the next full moon, Katu Lata Kulu came to her house to steal her soul. But what she didn't know was that Sasha was a professional ghost slayer. So she won't be bothering anyone anymore. Now that you have read this message, Sasha will come and kick your butt if you do the following:

Repost another chain letter in which something bad will happen to you if you don't repost it.
xxSeXyxxGiRl:Oh no!
someonewithascreename:what?
xxSeXyxxGiRlxx:It's the latualatuka chain letter!
by letusbeus February 6, 2007
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The Scarlet Letter

A horrible book written by American author Nathaninel Hawthorne. One is forced to ask, why is this book considered in any way, shape or form, a good book, especially when one considers that at the same time, geniuses such as Fyodor Dostievsky were writing their works. Even in American literature of the time one can take such examples as Thoreau and Emerson and wonder, why on earth is this book considered good?
One of the worst books ever is the definition of THe Scarlet Letter
by aneurysm November 30, 2009
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letter gnome

A gnome whose existance involves altering written and/or typed correspondance, after is has been sealed, so that grammatical, orthographical, and/or typographical errors appear to be errors originating with the author. Their existence is a scientific fact.
"Of course I know the correct meaning of ironic! Letter gnomes wrote that song!" -- Alanis Morissette
by meta1monkey June 18, 2010
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Two-Letter Girl

A female who has the ability to paint more than one letter on her stomach/body for sporting events. Typically seen within a group of smaller bodied, one-letter girls.
"Damn! I just saw a two-letter girl on TV during the Alabama/LSU football game!"
by 2Letter August 31, 2012
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strongly worded letter

something you send to someone when they are fucking up hard. normally with the intent to change something. sometimes a regular letter will suffice, but a strongly worded letter always gets your point across more effectively.
Matt: Kelsey, why hasn't that website approved our entry yet?
Kelsey: I don't know, they are really fucking up hard.
Matt: Maybe we should send a strongly worded letter, and they will fix the problem.
by pleaseacceptthis74639 April 12, 2011
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letterboxd

A social media app for movie reviews. It is like Instagram except you post ratings, reviews, lists etc.

It doesn’t easily get review bombed unlike IMDb and Metacritic

Sadly it is overrun by film hoes, snobs, and political extremists. Luckily you will find your own audience as you make a following
Mainstream Idiot: Look at the metacritic audience rating, people agree with me.

Reviewer: Shut up man, you don’t like the protagonist cuz he’s black. Go look at Letterboxd instead.
by White Boy Smokes Weed February 8, 2021
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