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Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.
Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.
by Super_Anon October 16, 2014
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Lensinkphilia

Lensinkphilia denotes a love or fetish of axes and hatchets. Lensinkphilics often search online for YouTube videos showing axes being sharpened and polished, frightened trees and wood chopping.
Did you see the way that guy was looking at those hatchets? He looked love struck! He's totally got lensinkphilia.
by littlehelper123 October 24, 2012
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Lenin

It only means socialism, are you Lenin and I need to explain to you how does the Not USA works?
by [SL March 11, 2019
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Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.
Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.
by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003
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Lenin

The type of man who kisses girls unintentionally. Specifically a guy who needs glassses but is too lazi to get them

In japanese referred too a baka.
Lenin is a pure idiot. Gets all the gorls who have a Nani Eye Profile pic.
by BigMistakeYouMade November 17, 2019
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Happy Lenin

Jack scored with Emma, she gave him a Happy Lenin!
by L. E. Barclay February 4, 2010
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lenin's children

immature wannabe intellectual, likes to believe they are special and that their rights are in constant danger by "the man".
Lenin's Children often mask their sedition under the banner of "human rights"
That activist who always preaches ideas that dont make sense under the microscope of logic.
People like that are lenin's children
by Jonathan Maxwell July 12, 2006
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