schrödinger's lecturer

An incompetent, pathetic teacher who is also somehow a powerful, dangerous Svengali capable of brainwashing young people in 50 mins. MWF and yet still incapable of getting students to do the reading or turn in assignments on time.

I am Schrödinger's lecturer; conservatives believe I can brainwash their children into becoming liberals, but also that I am incompetent and unworthy of a living wage, having to make do with less than $20,000 a year.

by fauxpow August 22, 2019

Leckie-Lecture

Its a Scottish term for when someone gives you a rant about using too much electricity or leckie

Mother: Do you know how much its costs for the electricity in this house...
Son: (great another Leckie-Lecture)

by scottishchick February 10, 2009

Lectorial

Pertaining to lecture, the condition of being like a lecture, preachy, unilateral, authoritative, condescending.

That book/essay/speech had a lectorial tone that limited its wider appeal.

by Innomen July 7, 2011

Hannibal Lecter

when you shoot ropes of man milk over one's mouth in a fashion so that it resembles the mask worn by dr. hannibal lecter. a minimum of 3 "ropes" are required to be a true hannibal lecter, in keeping with the style of the traditional mask adorned by the aforementioned.

I gave her a few squirts and before she knew it, she was rockin the Hannibal Lecter. then i ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Sgt. Spermalot: everything was going great but the way she was gobbling my dick up, i thought..
Major Cummage: Cannibal??
Sgt. Spermalot: needless to say i gave her the Hannibal Lecter treatment

by 123mcnasty March 28, 2009

Lecture

To tell people how to do something. Also Fhoz does not know.

Inno: *Talks word by word*

Fhoz; *Deletes* Bad *then lectures inno*

*Then fhoz does not know what it means*

by ActuallyInno August 26, 2018

Lecture

That was a good one. A little derivative in places but pretty good.

Hym "Your lecture kind of leads me into something I've been think about for awhile now. About how it's foolish to expect people to adhere to your ethic. Or even to their own supposed ethic. There's always a caveat that exempts them. Something to ponder."

Iam "That's the main issue I (personally) have with my parents. 'If I'm struggling you should see that I'm struggling and help me without me having to ask. If you're struggling it's because you're not doing what I want you to do.' The hypocrisy abounds."

Hym "That sounds like a you problem. We're not talking about you. Stop making everything about you."

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022

Lord Lecto the second God Emperor of Dune

Control freak Emperor from the dune series written by frank herbert. He is trying to save humanity by breeding new qualities into by using a brooding program

Lord Lecto the second God Emperor of Dune, is controlling humanity through the fish speakers, a female army.. (Males kept on raping people)

by JAH14 November 10, 2012