leaky faucet

This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.

I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

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Leaky Bucket

During anal sex blow your load in her ass then spread her ass as she is trying to get away to clean up. Thus leaving the shitty sperm to run down her leg.

Rachel is a clean freak imagine her surpise when I gave her the leaky bucket last night.

by JC, GT, and JP February 21, 2009

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leaky dick

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.

Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!

by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

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