Blue lagoon

A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.

Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon

by Alyssago March 12, 2017

Lagoon Poon

Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.

Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"

Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"

by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014

labonza

the stomache, the abdomen

They got me right in the labonza with their elbows

by Light Joker October 28, 2006

Lagoon Vegetation

The pubic hair that surrounds a woman's vagina

A contractor will be performing the annual prescribed burn of the lagoon vegetation on Saturday, November 28, 2009. Campus activity will be at a minimum, and weather conditions look favorable to complete this at that time. If there are any concerns, please contact Facilities Management.

by Lagoon Vegetation November 26, 2009

LaBroned

When you talk the talk then when your moment to shine comes about you fail and fall on your face. Fail under pressure. Over hyped based on performance in critical matters, at critical times.

The McCain/Palin ticket was steamrolling having gained the republicans vote based on polls leading up to the election, then when actually given a chance to speak they both LaBroned and burst into flames.

by PrettyBoy@DC June 16, 2011

lagoonish

Unusually tranquil, calm and quiet.

Dude, did you see Jerry's place after the cops broke up the bachelor party?

Yea, man, it was lagoonish!

by Thunnus January 8, 2014

labooby

when your finishing up that boobjob and you squirt on her boobs you call that labooby

girl I just squirted so much on your boobs I call that shit labooby

by charles77 October 12, 2016