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Ketchup Everywhere 

Typically a term used when a Mcdonald's worker by the name of Steve swings a trash bag full of ketchup everywhere then bails to clean it up at the end of his shift.
Oh, did you see Ketchup Everywhere? Yeah, it must have been steve.
Ketchup Everywhere by riceformvp October 27, 2012

Bag ketchup 

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"
Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"

Cold Ketchup 

The remnants of blood on your dick from recently having intercourse with a dead woman that has been mensturating.
"Bro I had such a good time with my lady last night but the only problem is that I got cold ketchup on my dick"
Cold Ketchup by Yamanjc September 18, 2016

Pussy Ketchup 

"Hey Aj your Bird has a Pussy Ketchup stain on her jeans again get her some Gee Pads will ya."
Pussy Ketchup by Gerry+ July 29, 2018

The Ketchup Effect

The Ketchup Effect is used as a saying when you squeeze the ketchup bottle but can't get anything out, but all of a sudden your whole meat gets soaked in ketchup. It can also be used in other situations.
Dad: So how did the game go last night coach?
Coach: We kept on puching for the whole first quarter, but couldn't get anything to drop, but then in the second quarter we scored on every single play!
Dad: Wow, must have been the ketchup effect.

Put er’ in the ketchup 

The act of increasing an engines revolutions to the governed limit typically referred to as a “red-line”. The name originates from the governed limit typically having a red indicator that shows potential failure. The act is typically performed when an engine is excepted to have a catastrophic failure.
*Boosted Honda is losing oil pressure and a slight knock is occurring*

“Should we turn the car off” -friend 1
“Nah put er’ in the ketchup” -owner of the car