Kurtis

A boy that is in love with a girl he never met in person.

Kurtis is not stupid, but in love.

by fsfsfgsgfksfsfksfgkefkkfk November 10, 2020

Kurtis

A guy with a mushroom cock

"Kurtis, Mushie"

by Tom fathead July 21, 2020

Kurtis and Megan

If you have a "Kurtis and Megan" relationship this clearly means you have been though it all. the good, the bad and the down right ugly. Alone Kurtis and Megan can be stubborn hard headed people who are both stunningly attractive and have strong personalities. they refuse to take crap from anyone and will not only stand up for them selves but for others when need be. together these two are a power couple. their heads may clash but in the end they know they rather be together than alone. perfectally perfect for each other these two are God's definition of best friends. they talk for hours about nothing...sometimes even make cat noises at each other, it doesn't matter what the situation is they always make it fun. two peas in a pod that come together to make one great bean. all megans are lost with out their kurtis'. true love incarnate, these two need to stay together through the test of time and show that true love does exist.

Megan: Hey Kurt!
Kurtis : meow!
Megan: awwww :) come here so i can rub ur ears!

Megan: Kurtis! :) i just wanted to let you know that I love you dearly and feel so blessed to have you apart of my life. without you at my side i question whether life is worth living but every time i see you i am reminded yes life goes on...always be my best friend...and lover?

Kurtis: I wouldn't miss it for the world...i love you too so much Megan! :)

Kurtis and Megan are perfect lovers

by April 25th 2011 October 19, 2011

kurtzer

the world's biggest smack tard/homo/rice queen and gets enemas ofen, related to the hulk

Damn you suck ass kurtzer

by MacGyver March 11, 2004

Kurieh

Meaning: "girl" in Punjabi.

--When used by females, it can mean homegirl or a female friend.

--When used by males, it can mean a female friend or simply, girl.

-Can be used to get a particular females attention if you are unfamiliar with her name or it can be used between friends in place of "yaar" or a female's actual name.

Female: "Hey kurieh, whats up?!"

Male: "Hey, kurieh, whats your name?"

by awes0M3 June 30, 2011

Kurthed

1.When you have made a big mistake and become inevitably screwed.

2. when all things seem hopeless.

3. having large amounts of gas build up.

I just got a flat tire so I will be late for class, I am totally kurthed.

I just lost my wallet, I just kurthed up.

I have a burp stuck in side me, I need to kurth.

by skeletor_01 October 21, 2011

kurtenbach

Kurtenbach is the name for a usually tall girl, with blonde hair. She has a great body, but her personality is the key. If you are a boyfriend, or girlfriend of someone with the name of Kurtenbach you are a very lucky person, and never let go of them.

“Dude your so lucky that you have that great of a girlfriend, with the last name Kurtenbach!”

by John38492hd October 15, 2017