When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 12, 2012
guy 1: hey do you like knitting?
guy 2: nah man i crochet
guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent
guy 2: nah man i crochet
guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent
by Limited_JUKES October 01, 2020
"To their horror, Jeff's voice was heard louder and louder, as he approached with excitement in mind and a newly collected knit in his right hand."
by gregyun June 04, 2025
A Knit professional is athletic and accomplished in a professional setting. Being Knit as a Man acknowledges being well dressed, well groomed, and showing manners. Having consistent showmanship and being a Prime role model on and off of the field. Being Knit for women is staying fit, traditional, classy, and having fun while showing those qualities.
Definition of Knit: Stephon Curry and Shaedon Sharpe show the older and younger league professionals proper representation between a 10+ year Rookie/Sophomore and MVP Level of athleticism and cadence.
by Welcome2 Ninja Lane August 10, 2023
a term for a person who neglects friendships or relationships by spending little or no time with the other person
by JonCreed January 26, 2025
Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 13, 2013
What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!
by Esa4 September 15, 2019