Jobby Knocker

The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual

Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker

by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019

ganse-knocker

NYC Yiddish: pronounced ghanse-kenocker. Mr. big shot. Says a lot, know nothing

He has all the answers, Mr Ganse-knocker. Go call a bingo game ganse knocker.

by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019

Crock Knocker

An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.

(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*

by pudusapenyaresyes November 6, 2020

alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole

I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016

knockers

yet another definition for boobs or titties

Damn, that bitch has got some nice knockers

by Amanda February 2, 2003

fart-knocker

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.

"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"

by bleccch22 March 22, 2010

stall knocker

A fag, homo, queer or otherwise same sex inclined individual. May be encountered in public bathrooms, possibly knocking on your stall.

Chachi was a raging homosexual sex fiend. Most Friday nights he could be found as a stall knocker at the bus station.

by Harold balsagna January 13, 2008