kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

kerfluffery

As useful as a group of monkeys trying to fuck a football.

An HOA tried to decide on the perfect grass length for people to mow their lawns. A "kerfluffery" ensued.

by Sarbear99 May 30, 2023

mumph kerfuffle

a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.

climate change is a mumph kerfuffle

by codrakon February 2, 2022

thirstily kerfuffled

This is a combination of both made up and non-made up words, used to ruin your friends English project when viewing their work on google docs.

My friends wrote "Oh bird oh bird" so I edited it to "Oh thirstily kerfuffled bird".

by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022

Ye Old Kerfluffle

A band of young, loud and quiet musicians. They will not hesitate to change any lyric to ‘bread’ if necessary, nor to blurt the first thing on their minds.

Hey, I heard Ye Old Kerfluffle is playing tonight! I hope they’re playing something by Radiohead...

by h3я3.c0m3s.th3.sad1st1c.w13яdo May 13, 2019

kerf

to snuggle in a bed in the nude pretending to sleep but in reality making whoopie.

Gee, I'd like to kerf that bitch while his parents are in the other room.

by randie and tarsticles April 10, 2008

kleffbag

Someone who has way surpassed the levels of douchebag, fucker or motherfucker. Partially derived from Cleft denoting a birth defect. A Kleffbag is the mother of all assholes, a level at which can only be reached from a severe mental birth defect.

I heard he was a real asshole, but I'd say he's more of a kleffbag

by GRBrewsday January 23, 2011