Kill Me With a Spoon

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011

Kill mo

From the Washington, DC venacular.To express agreement or to concurr. To express astonishment. To express disappointment. To express validity in a statement.

"Kill mo that bitch phat as shit!"

by Ulackin October 31, 2007

Day kill

A dick appointment with a sexy senorita or senor during daylight hours.

Friend: let's meet for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I've got a day kill tomorrow, I can't meet with you. I just met this girl on Tinder and she wants to "see" me.

by Retr0__760 September 19, 2019

Kill

DMV term
To agree with someone or about something.

“Shawty be wildin’”
“Kill moe”

by NikoxNazzty June 1, 2018

it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

kill some shit

An activity or phenomena that many young males go out of their way to achieve in order to obtain emotional equilibrium and relieve either boredom or sadness. It is often achieved through the use of video games such as "Call of Duty" since the physical act of killing someone or something is often frowned upon. The act of "killing some shit" may also be used therapeutically.

He just got dumped, he must feel terrible. He should go and kill some shit that will make him feel better.

by donotdoit October 27, 2010

I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020