Ket dragon

A term to describe a key user

Stop doing ket, you ket dragon

by funkyterms June 29, 2023

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

Ket lag

When you do a bump, it doesn’t hit so you do another.

Oh I didn’t feel that at all. Oh wait I’ve done too much, I think I had ket lag.

by Gfxdesigner93 January 25, 2022

Ketted out

When you have taken too much ket and start talking nonsense.

I had too much ket bruh, I'm ketted out.

by amsterdam_41 March 22, 2024

Ket

Tiny little todgers on a tandem in a tangent.

I like ket, but be careful of those tangents.

by Ketzstrall September 14, 2018

ket cut

A hair cut usually occupied by a drug dealer or a druggy, they spend all their money their mum gave them for a haircut on ket, so they can’t afford a hair cut

Greg- what number trim is that ??
Lew- Ahhhh don’t sweat it mate, it’s a ket cut

by feesh June 13, 2018

Pre Ket

The watery substance that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the ketchup.

Man this burger looked really good before i accidentally put pre ket on it.

by Calumboerlenballs December 29, 2016