The Devil's Kayak

The vagina, box, or other creative references
Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.
by Juice_willis December 08, 2015
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Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!
Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!
by Summit Waterboy April 09, 2024
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muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.
I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.
by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021
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Kayak nugget

A nice pretty funny girl who is going to marry to a dude named bu**a
by Yeeter pete December 08, 2018
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Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”
by Wisdom of Russell February 22, 2022
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Mackerel kayak

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.
She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!
by Jaybibz October 09, 2022
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Kayaked

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe
by Joebidenkanye January 10, 2022
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