justine harris

Justine Harris is the most perfect girl you will ever meet in ur life, when your down cause of something she will be the one to brighten your day, she will be the constant thing on your mind day and night the fist thing u think of in the morning and last thing at night. Justine Harris is someone who no one can replace and could never ever be competed with. She is the PERFECT girl and no matter what any guy must always be there for her in her worst and best. Her personality is something that can't be beat and ur beauty is unmeasurable, her smile can make the sadd st person feel happy, she's the only person you could want to cuddle and hug all day and just be with, she makes you laugh no matter how hard u try not to. Justine Harris is the only one I wouldn't trade for the world, she is the one I love with all my heart

Person 1: Dude who's that

Person 2: mate that's my girlfriend

Person 1: damn is that Justine Harris

Person 2: yep I know I know I am literally the luckiest guy in the world

by Lovestruck9189 May 29, 2018

Justine

Brown hair. Everyone hates her because she is so skinny. But she's pretty pale. She is nice and eats a lot but doesn't gain any weight! Ughhhhh!! PERFECT!!

Geez, she's so skinny.
Yeah!! Totally!!
I want to be justine!!

by Hsbshsbhxbsjs February 20, 2017

Justine

Justines are funny, clever people who get nervous in public. They will often panic and say silly or dumb things. Justines like to change their hair colors; the hair color doesn't matter, however, because they really are trying to distract the viewer from the curly-headed mop they call hair. Justines also like to get naked with other people, but would go under a pseudonym such as "Janice" to distract attention from their nighttime activities.

Friend: Justine, were you just making out with that ginger?
Justine: Janice is such a slut! ... I panicked!

by Penelope Carmichael May 9, 2011

Justyne

When you impulsively buy an unnecessary, expensive item out of nowhere.

Mary: Omg I just impulsively purchased a Gucci belt.
Bob: You just pulled a justyne... again!

by JPGoldmanStanley October 8, 2018

Justine

Spends most of her time, even with friends, reading fanfiction or roleplaying. Addicted to Supernatural and similar shows. Usually has brown hair. Greasy brown hair, due to a lack of showering. That also generates a very fragrant smell of cat piss that sticks to any she touches. Beware of Justines. She seems all quirky and cool at first, but she will be obnoxious, and if you date her, oh boy. Be prepare to be used up and cheated on. Does not know her boundaries, and will expect you to keep her as her number one priority while she forgets you. Cannot decide if she hates you or loves you. Likes tailplugs and pulling her bra straps down to her elbows for some reason even though it just grosses people out. Also a druggie. Generally a smart idea to avoid her and live a happy life. Show no mercy.

Me: Hey dawgs, Justine's back in town again.
My crew: *Dies a bit inside*

by Tatter Davis February 20, 2018

Justine

Dirty whore smokes weed everyday and is a drug dealer most likely justines are blond and have blue eyes

Justine a drug dealer

by Blond hair drug dealer March 18, 2016

justine ayres

Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color.

the act of having a penis in your mouth while simultaneously tossing his/her salad while he/she defacates onto a goat; a rim/blowjob if you will (extra points for making noises come from the goat)

"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster justine ayres."

by G.Parker December 29, 2007