Juris

a person who doesn't easily yield or break down. A strong and capable woman.

I want to be a JURIS someday

by FluffyLuffy July 27, 2022

Jury Duty

An amazing court show featuring celebrities. Produced by Radar Entertainment

Jury Duty is the best celebrity court show

by SPrice1980 April 18, 2022

MasterChef jury

A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.

I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.

by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025

Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025

Jurie

Jurie is one of the hottest dad’s out there. He takes his kids skateboarding and surfing then comes home to fix his mother-in-law’s garbage disposal. He loves his big dogs, works tirelessly in the yard on the weekends, helps with the dishes, and knows how to clean out the pipes, like no other! He’s loyal, quirky, can fix anything, and always brings you coffee in bed on lazy weekend Mornings. Jurie’s the best kind of husband one could have except when he tickles you and won’t stop or uses your belly like a heater for his icy hands after being outside.

-Jurie, why are you so hot?

-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?

-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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by Vilomah March 14, 2025

juri

juri is someone who's one of the kindest people you'll ever meet.

they give the most amazing hugs, i'd love to meet them again. <3

person 1: why are you so broke?
person 2: i spent all my money on train tickets to visit someone really cool
person 1: oh, you mean juri?

person 2: yep

by forgotten._.ghost November 23, 2021

Jurie

A person who is more superior to all other people, especially Christiaan’s, Gus’ and Stian’s. People with the name Jurie usually has a super duper, triple sized, mega cock. He always take leadership when chillin’ with the homies and will give anyone who comes in his way a fat beating.

Hey? Is that Christiaan trying to mess with Jurie? Christiaan is surely going to end up with several broken bones!

by Yorhines November 23, 2021