Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.

1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.

by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015

Jumping Beans

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.

Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Jumping Jacks

amazing sex between two amazing people. May happen while:

-being underwater
-being upside-down
-rolling down a hill
-being in public
-being anywhere or doing anything

Jumping Jacks are a really good cardio exercise. We pretty much do them all the time.

by SpongcakeOmNomNom August 24, 2009

Jumping up and down

The act of having sex. Sexy time. In out, in out.

You wouldn't be so tired if you weren't up all night jumping up and down.

by IloveURMom1989 December 15, 2011

Jumping Tina

Another name for a spider

The man screamed as the jumping tina landed on his head.

by Bob Grace June 26, 2005

Jumping State

Jumping State (v): The act of leaving the state you reside in for any number of reasons. Whether it be for vacation, or running away from something.

"I gotta jump state for a while and keep a low profile."
"We're jumping state for a good week."

by Dan732 April 25, 2010

Jumping Fuck

An exclamation of extreme suprise or shock.

JUMPING FUCK! Look at that spider!

by Terence C. September 29, 2005