Jorie

A Jorie is a kind, beautiful soul who has a strong work ethic and knows how to make a person laugh. She is funny, sensible, strong, caring, and never fails to make your day. Jorie has a close group of friends whom she loves and supports, and always makes their days better. Jorie is a wonderful being and is one of the best people you’ll meet.

“Wow, she is such a genuine person! Who is she?”
“Oh, that’s Jorie”

by Butterball.burt February 23, 2020

Jörgen Lindblom

A 54 year old gymnastic teacher from Turku

Jörgen Lindblom´s new Audi is so prima!
Look, there Is Jögä again

by shrek_anonymous123 January 13, 2022

Jordan Poole

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds

I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!

by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

Jordyn

The most amazing, outgoing, funny, caring best friend anyone could ask for. A Jordyn will always have your back no matter what. She is very strong-willed and loves to be right, but she would give up anything if it meant she wouldn’t have to argue with her best friend.

A Jordyn has a very unique and bubbly personality, everyone loves her and the genuine concern she has for others is noticeable in any crowd.

Long story short, everyone needs a Jordyn in their life, she’s the best homie anyone could ask for, and that’s that.

Oh my god I love that girl, she’s such a Jordyn

by Shesaidcyal8erboi April 16, 2019

Jörgen

A horse that disappears when you aren't looking.

My horse always gets lost like a Jörgen.

Where is my horse? I think he is a Jörgen.

by Gamingweeek June 29, 2019

Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.

Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

by Malibu8 March 1, 2010