jenkai

indicating a sudden surprise given on a certain day, for example: on the new year's day

"pulling off a jenkai" means to surprise someone suddenly marking the surprising beginning of something, just like how jennie from blackpink and kai from exo have surprised us with their dating news on January 1st,2019
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jenkai is also known as nininini or nini square

A: wow! my co-worker really surprised me on my birthday with so many gifts!
B: seems like your co-worker pulled a jenkai

by lightlessbulb January 1, 2019

Jokable

The ability to be humerous.

I wouldn't tell that story at work, my boss isn't too jokable.

by killer-rabbit May 31, 2011

J. Jonah Jameson

Peter Parker (aka Spiderman)'s angry boss.
Editor of the Daily Bugle, and hates Spiderman.

J. Jonah Jameson: HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
...You serious?

by TheDreadPirateWestley January 1, 2012

jonai

plural spelling for "Jonas", often used in reference to the Jonas Brothers band.

"I saw the Jonai today in concert! They were so freaking awesome."

by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008

Jonah and the Whale

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.

The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.

by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006

Jonah

One of the neatest people you will ever meet. They are intelligent and extremely kind but can be real assholes when they get angry. Most may seem shy but they have large dicks and can be sure to satisfy anyone.

That new kid is definitely a Jonah.

by rizhose90 March 16, 2009

Jonah

Jonah is a special person. He’ll make you laugh even when he’s in the lowest place he can be, he will always give you a second chance, and he’ll make sure that the happiness you feel is pure and true. That is because Jonah is pure, and he deserves the world, but will never believe he does. He’ll just try and make the world better to make other’s lives worth it.

He’s SUCH a Jonah, he let me cry into his shoulder when no one else would.

by Aggrie100g May 2, 2018