dont bogart that joint

A term used in the 70's. Refering to the actor Humphry Bogart who smoked alot.
This means that one is either takeing more that his share of the joint, or not sharing at all.

Dont Bogart that joint, you know i paid for half of this shit.

by Shane Moeller December 9, 2008

rub joints

Hotels designed for high occupancy but with lower quality and amenities. Lodging for ordinary people.

"The hotels here are bigger and swankier than any of the rub joints back in Las Vegas."
-Hyman Roth in Godfather II talking about hotels in Havana.

by Jennifer Henry December 27, 2006

if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016

jip-joint

A place that will rip you off and has jacked up prices. Usually a business.

Come on, Silent Bob, lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip-joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker!

by papanut July 25, 2014

Joint Art

The art of rolling joints into various shapes and structures to enhance the smoking experience.

Examples:

Cross-Joint.
(See Pineapple Express for more details)
Star Joint.

"Yo, that joint art should be in the louvre."

by LlyandraJones October 10, 2008

jointas brothers

similar to billy bong thornton, jointas brothers is just a name you give to a few good joints that you have rolled that make you very proud. joints that are worth saving for a social time so others can be admirers.

guy 1: that a sweet movie. hey guys, wanna smoke the wesley pipes or the jointas brothers?

guy 2: i dont care.

by LeBonggJames August 6, 2009

stone joint

From the fable "stone soup".

When someone wants to roll a joint but doesn't possess any of the necessary ingredients (rolling papers, tobacco, cannabis) themselves and attempts to procure them from others, esp. each from a different person, with the promise of a share of the resulting joint.

A common occurrence at music festivals.

Mary said her stone joint would be even nicer if I put some of my hash in it.

by esquilax January 17, 2008