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Knob-Jockey

A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.

The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
Hey Graham Norton, are you a Knob-Jockey?
by wildmurphy April 17, 2009
mugGet the Knob-Jockeymug.

dong jockey

by Anonymous October 16, 2003
mugGet the dong jockeymug.

nob jockey

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult
that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey
by Jose February 5, 2004
mugGet the nob jockeymug.

disc jockeying

A form of female masturbation.

A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.
by washiger August 18, 2007
mugGet the disc jockeyingmug.

Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!
by Apollo83 July 5, 2019
mugGet the Locker Jockeymug.

trunk jockey

A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.
Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.

If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!
by K-Wreck, OLI LOC, HARRI M April 23, 2007
mugGet the trunk jockeymug.

pixel jockey

A derogatory term for graphic designers, motion graphic artists, 3D artists and other computer-related fields related to the visual arts industry. Used by producers and HR recruiters as term of condescension to those artists whose skills, they do not ultimately understand.

Like the racist lawn jockeys of golf clubs and the racist term camel jockeys, the term implies a being of lower status and the master-slave relation between the owner and owned.

Actual 3D artists and graphic designers would never refer to themselves as pixel jockeys, preferring to use job titles for the fields which they respectfully have mastered.
"Hey Bob, we gotta get another pixel jockey to wrangle this greenscreen that I shot on DV."
by Another Freelance Designer February 11, 2010
mugGet the pixel jockeymug.

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