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Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!
by okidokibabie December 15, 2017
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jingle beast

Large (tall &/or wide) person, often of the feminine (sometimes loosely defined) persuasion, whom you’ll find out shopping in the wee hours of the morning following Thanksgiving dinner. The jingle beast can be found towering over or largely blocking the sight of bargains while decked out in gross amounts of holiday attire, which may include gaudy Christmas sweaters in combination with grossly inappropriate knock off stretch pants, Santa or elf hats, holiday ornament earrings, and make -up plastered on, as if she was performing a holiday stage act in Las Vegas. Beware the jingle beast, as her all consuming holiday spirit may frighten small children, and even adults in the pursuit of the latest must have gift, or 50%off socks.
That enormous jingle beast blinded me with her flashing holiday face display, and nearly run me down with her cart, on her way to get the bargain television.
by Apollo’s dad November 27, 2020
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Thunder Jiggles

A super jiggly or naturally muscley jiggly thigh that is big in size and rumbles when the person is running. Primarily made for really good looking track girls.
"Man this track meet is awesome! Look at her thunder jiggles!"
by J.1 May 11, 2010
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Make it Jingle

A very enjoyable song to dance to on just dance.

Involves twerking
if you want to dance to it search up make it jingle just dance and it should pop up.
I would provide a link but they won't allow me to so..... ...
Person 1 - Puts on make it jingle just dance on the Tv after opening gifts
Everybody-"Make it jingle, Make it jingle, Make it Jingle, Make it jingle, "
by anonymous_00099988877766655544 November 8, 2019
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Bo-jangles

quit grrabbin yur bo_jangles
by joe July 10, 2003
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Jingletard

An individual who recieves a video game for Christmas then for the next few proceeds to play like a n00b and a retard on internet servers in multiplayer games.
Battlefield 1942: That jingletard just beached the aircraft carrier on Wake Island!
by Pentarix December 11, 2003
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Jingle Keys

as heard on the Discovery Channel's "Gang Wars: Oakland": Filed-down car keys used for auto theft
"Zapper's cousin was arrested for having a knife, no I.D., and a bunch of jingle keys."
by Geedavey October 31, 2009
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