Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.

Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."

by titomac November 22, 2011

coital jester

A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.

The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"

by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013

gay jester

In the game of texas hold'em this is when you recieve the jack two of hearts this is commonly known as the gay jester

A close relative to the gay waiter Q-3, on recieving this hand the 'gay jester' the player starts to act camp and will suffer possible rectal fisture's

by Richard Rogers March 19, 2008

Skitzofrenic jester

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.

Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

by Themathblaster November 1, 2013

DJ_Jester

The uber crazy OMGWTFBBQ Dj on Radio Free Zion that noone will ever realize whats going on....ever! Good Tunes, great time.

What did Jester just say?

Nothin hes just bein himself

by Hammel March 7, 2005

King Jester

A Buffalo, NY born and raised rapper affiliated with Hektik Entertainment in Long Island, NY. Famous for albums such as Mix Tape Vol. 1, Mix Tape Vol. 2, Chronicalz of the Lost King

"May I present to you, one of Buffalo's best rappers, King Jester!!!!"

by "Sniper" November 29, 2007

court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009