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Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 7, 2018
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jerusan

A person who consumes alot of drugs and is usually originated from sri lanka and speaks the language tamil.
That guy over there is a jerusan
by Cambridgeuniversityhouseschool December 27, 2020
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jermalyn

Jermalyn is a stubborn, smart, independent person. They like to keep their circle small and are most likely would argue with you and overly sarcastic. They are very lazy people who love to eat and sleep. But they’re one of the most sensitive, empathetic, depressed people out there. They never put themselves first and only care about the people around them.
Jermalyn…
by Saweetndsour November 21, 2021
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Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
by Stefantastic November 23, 2021
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Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other person's penis
If you fight him, be prepared for him to try a Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich on you.
by bluemadeline March 21, 2022
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Jessalyn

"Hey, who's that short girl?"

"Oh that's Jessalyn."
by urmomis gay March 30, 2022
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Jerusalem Syndrome

The Jerusalem syndrome is an acute psychotic state observed in tourists and pilgrims who visit Jerusalem. The main symptom of this disorder is identification with a character from the Bible and exhibiting behaviours which seems to be typical for this character. Jerusalem Syndrome is probably caused by the religious significance or aura of the city, causing them to slip into a psychosis and become convinced they are either the Messiah or another biblical figures. People believing they're John the Baptist, Jesus, Samson, or the Virgin Mary have been spotted in the holy city.

The Jerusalem Syndrome is probably a supernatural disorder by God placed on the city of Jerusalem for non-religious people or other people in any different religions to get affected and become like what it says in Paragraph 1.

P.S.: For the users reading this; you can stop trying to search for the reason behind all of this wack and admit that the true Creator has probably to do something with this. There are no signifcant "lores" behind any of this, so buzz off and focus on something else that actually has unsolved mysteries.
The Jerusalem Syndrome is a real thing and you should probably go to the city of Israel to see for yourself if you don't believe me.
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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