Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.
by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009
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Get the jerked-off mug.a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.
also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him
typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work
also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him
typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work
by roselaura January 14, 2010
Get the Jarred mug.A Jerrell is a wise and straightforward person who tells you what is best but doesn't give a damn about your feelings.
by Winnie374 September 5, 2021
Get the Jerrell mug.An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.
by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019
Get the jerted mug.When a person originally or currently from New Jersey speaks about an egregious offense, committed by a person who has never been or is not from New Jersey, in front of a current New Jersey native to whom they are loosely related, who immediately assumes control over the entire situation by suggesting the complainant communicate only to them and they should “don’t worry about it” and/or “have a good time.” Thus, leaving the complainant concerned for what the person asserting Jersediction might do.
Melissa from Rockaway tells this story about this guy from Texas, named Subi, who was giving her I don’t know some hard time about whateva. Tony hears it right, immediately claims Jersediction. Tony says, “Melissa, this dude Subi, from Texas. You don’t worry I take care of it. We’ll talk, don’t worry about it, just have a good time, ok?”
Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”
Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”
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