Jerky Bitch

If you don’t like beef jerky, you probably won’t like Jerky Bitch. Jerky Bitch describes a girl whom has a small figure, mean, paranoid and bitchy. However, this type of the girl usually has a pretty face, and it can be a cloak. To distinguish Jerky Bitch, you need to carefully monitoring her behaviours; asking yourself questions: has she’s been bitchy, mental, and how she’s dealing with others.
Most Jerky Bitches are Taurus. Taurus is the perfect match for Scorpion. We know Scorpion is the bad boy in the 12 horoscope. So the meanest bad boy needs a meanest bad wife.
Jerky Bitch
by Jerky Bitch September 01, 2009
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Worm Jerky

Where you put you and your gay partners erected penis together in each side of a chinese finger trap and masturbate vigorously until the warm cum diludes the paper trap and frees you and your partners penis.
Me and Jack tried Worm Jerky last Friday night.
by JacksGay911 November 12, 2013
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cheese jerky

Chewy, tough, fried cheese.

Often found on the edge of (as a result of overflow) a cheese based food.. as in a grilled cheese sandwich, or the corner piece of a tray of baked mac n' cheese. This vegetarian jerky is prized by many oily-lipped gluttons.
My brother just made a batch of straight-up cheese jerky in the George Forman grill
by screwy louie January 05, 2010
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ass jerky

by Layy1122 March 04, 2017
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Pink Jerky

1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."

2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."
by CheetoFingers96 June 03, 2013
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carwreck jerky

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.
Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?
by Joe Shmo March 15, 2005
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jeep jerky

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?
by Roger McGonagle September 06, 2021
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