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Jenkintown 

A beautiful, serene, and small town on the outskirts of Abington, Jenkintown is filled with many shops, Jewish people, and alcoholic teenagers. Basements are usually the epicenter of excitement, especially when you see everyone holding water bottles full of various alcoholic beverages. There are about 300 banks, 78 churches, and 1 Wawa that is critical to the surrounding neighborhoods. It can be said that basically everyone has hooked up with everyone, and that even your mailman knows shit about your life.
"where are you from?"
"jenkintown"
"wow... well that sucks"
Jenkintown by thefanny22 February 24, 2009
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jenkinson 

a clan of HILARIOUS people. They're extreamly supportive and happy.
Danm I love spending time with them Jenkinsons
jenkinson by frosted_cupcakes May 25, 2012
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Thomas Jenkinson

Sometimes known as Big Chops is a cracking little geazer who alway s bottles fut champs quite lanky and is a pro freestyler. He hates midget especially george

Thomas Jenkinson

Likes brownies and gki takeaway. Usually a sweat at Fifa and likes annoying George on warzone. He loves an airport tower drop on warzone or stadium
Thomas jenkinson should work at an airport
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